>HOW TO GET RID YOURSELF OF HOUSEWORK FOREVER…
in seven easy steps:

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it “Housework.”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?”
6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly……
7. Feel better?
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If only it were so!
‘scuse me while I go vacuum.